people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
girls who can run in heels should be feared
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
I’M JUST REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT BEDS, OKAY?
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
woop woop tonight has been awesome, chocolate, books, new wallpaper and finally managed to get 500 followers, hoping for saturday to be even better!:D
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.